Thursday, 7 March 2013

what kind of name is louella well done me.

In this story, an aloof student falls in love with a smart novelist. What role will an advice play in their relationship?

student- Short, brunette, 'aloof', quirky,
                
Marcie Jepson
                English student.
                Likes cats. Owns one, Tabatha.

novelist- tall, glasses, dark hair, dark eyes, scarves, 
                Korey Bailey / Mr. Bailey - teacher of English
                Marcie's teacher.

advice giver-  Middle height, blonde, super pretty, also very clever.
                         Louella Mayra Rodgers
                         Art student.
                         Always around to help out Marcie. 

storyline- marcie has a thing for her teacher
                  she tells louella about her crush but not who it's on
                  louella tells her to go for it.
                  she does
                  it works!
                  bad things happen
                  it gets fixed
                  end

why

Suddenly, Bakura grabbed his blonde partner-in-crime's shoulders and pulled him closer. He pressed his mouth firmly against Marik's and forced his tongue inside before Marik even had a clue what was going on.
The blonde thought to pull away, this wasn't exactly what he'd planned to do with Bakura today, but for some reason he found himself unable to stop himself kissing back. He snaked his arm's around the British boy and under his blue and white striped tee-shirt. He touched the soft skin of Bakura's back and felt him shiver slightly as his fingers ran up and down his spine. Marik then noticed that Bakura had released his shoulders and was now slowly moving his hands down towards Marik's belt buckle...

Friday, 29 June 2012

bakura/bakura naughtiness

yami bakura does naughty things and switches with ryou leaving him with the consequences.

9:00am. Ryou stared at his alarm clock. He should have been awake three hours ago for school. Why did he keep waking up late like this?
He looked down to see his Milennium Ring hanging around his neck. Whenever he woke up late he was wearing it. He tried to take it off before he went to bed because it was quite bulky, but recently he'd been waking up wearing it, and without any recollection of even going to bed the night before.
"Well, I better at least make it to school for the afternoon." He thought. He stood up to get dressed and removed his pyjama shirt and threw it back down onto his bed. On his way to get a new shirt from the wardrobe he spotted something different about himself in the mirror. There was a patch on his chest, on the right side just above his nipple. What on earth was it?
He walked closer to the mirror and carefully peeled it off. Stunned by what was under there, he staggered backwards and sat down on his bed, hand over his mouth in shock. He had a tattoo of Marik's face on his chest.

Tuesday, 1 May 2012

'Eye for an eye, toon for a toon'


umm.. spontaneous collaboration with graigy. he thought of the title. [i don't get it...]

"As he was walking through the dense forest, Pegasus tripped, and one of his many false eyes fell out revealing his face-hole! Sadly, it was the only eye he owned that had magical powers."

"This made Pegasus very sad. No longer could he use his ancient Egyptian beams to fight other evil spirits or look through people's clothes... not that anyone else knew the eye could do that."

"It was then that Pegasus realised he wouldn't appear again till Season 4, which wasn't really that good. He was so sad, he wanted to cry. Sadly, he doesn't have any eyes, so he can't, which made him sadder."

"He stood up and brushed the dirt from his faaaabulouuss clothes and tried to find his way out of the forest. He fell over again because he couldn't see anything."

"He wished he had as many eyes as his Thousand Eyes Restrict, but he does not." 

"Suddenly, he heard a noise behind him. Then two voices. "What the friggin' frig, Bakura? Where the EFF are we?" said the first voice. "No bloody idea, Marik, but there's a man over there on the ground. Go and see if he knows." 


"Pegasus felt someone move close to him. "Excuse me but is your name Steve... I mean do you know where we are? Also why are you on the floor?"


"Ohhhh, you sound fabulous!" 


"Excuse me, have you seen any of my eyes? I have problems with them!" Said Pegasus. "I have problems with mine too!" replied Marik "Sometimes mine goes all stretchy and it's like 'What the frigg?"


"Pegasus suddenly became aware of the second person standing close to him too and began to shuffle away. These two were obviously insane. As he couldn't see where he was shuffling he shuffles right into a rabbit hole in which is butt became stuck. Now he couldn't escape the weirdos."


"He sat in the hole looking at the weirdos, wondering when they would notice that he was stuck. Although, he wasn't really looking at them because he couldn't see anything, but it seemed like he was. The weirdos seemed to be ignoring him and were arguing about something again. Then a third voice joined them."



"'KATTOBINGU~~~' was the word the owner of the third voice kept repeating."

"KATTOBINGU KATTOBINGU~~ was all Pegasus could hear for at least ten minutes before he heard a sound which implied that he voice's owner had been punched."

"Pegasus had started to grow bored and tired. He was used to being in a different kind of hole. He eventually fell asleep, even though it wasn't any different from being awake since he couldn't see."


"He awoke hours later, very much alone in the dark forest. He couldn't tell that it was dark because he couldn't see and everything was dark, but his Funny Bunny talking wristwatch told him that it was way past his bedtime."



"He then felt something roll and hit his hand. It was his lost eye! He popped it back in and noticed there was a note in front of him, which said 'Dear Pegasus, I must apologise for this, but my friend Marik has taken your trousers because he believes they contain your power. He is currently writing a song about it now. To make up for this, I found your missing eye for you. From Bakura'"

"Up until now, Pegasus hadn't even realised that his trousers were missing. He hadn't moved an inch, so how this Marik person had stolen them was a complete mystery to him."



"He turned the note over and noticed a P.S. on the back, which said 'P.S. if you're wondering how Marik got your trousers off without you noticing, well, I don't even know how he does that, he's just very good at taking off other guy's clothes. Not that I'm complaining.'"


"Now that he had his vision back, Pegasus picked himself up again and tried to find his way out of the forest. He only walked for a short time before he arrived at a huge staircase. Turned out he was only in the forest right beside his huge mansion on Duelist Kingdom, and not even very far in."





Saturday, 21 April 2012

Sebastian+Quentin

Sebastian stood in the middle of the ancient Egyptian desert, the slight breeze blowing in his perfectly styled blonde hair, watching the Egyptian equivalent of Professor Brian Cox being dragged away by two other men. When he'd taken this job, a mere two weeks ago, he'd never expected to find himself working with such weirdos. He knew the job was a little odd, mostly because the job description said that the job was 'a little odd,' but this was really something.

Everyone he'd met back at HHTV didn't seem to realise what sort of people they were dealing with, or where they were going. For starters it was more than 'a little odd' to be going back and forth between time period though giant sewer pipes. Sebastian didn't think he'd ever get used to the rats. Sam, the main news anchor at HHTV towers said that she'd thought the same but then realised that her comment was completely useless as she never went into the sewers anyway. Mike Peabody however, always trying to seem like a proper manly man, declared that he was 'totally fine with the rats' even though he was often seen hiding at the smallest squeak.

"Can we leave now?" Sebastian asked the rest of his crew, pushing his glasses up his nose and squinting in the ancient Egyptian sun. "Actually, that's not really a question, we're leaving now." He walked off back towards the entrance to the sewers and went in, trying to avoid the poo spillage from the stone age.

Once through to the present day Sebastian quickly found himself in the HHTV bathroom that was installed after Steve came back from watching a Georgian Goose-Grabbing match covered in mud and feathers. The bathroom was quite small and very white. The men's one was, anyway, Sebastian didn't know what the women's was like, although he suspected that it was bigger and a lot nicer as it took three extra weeks to build and Jessica Harvey-Smythe always looked incredibly shifty when talking to the plumbers who installed it.

Sebastian undressed and stepped into one of the cubicles in the room. He turned the tap and a stream of warm water came out. He began washing all of the sand off himself. He was amazed at how much sand was able to get stuck to one person on a short visit to the great Pyramids... before they'd even been built.

He heard the door open. Someone entered the cubicle beside Sebastian's and turned his shower on

--ends here. not sure where it was going... or who quentin is.

Thursday, 5 April 2012

this is simply fabulous [very old]

“KRISSIE! LOOK AT THIS!” a young, German boy shoted, thrusting a poster into his older brother’s face. “Can we go? Please!”
The older brother sighed and snatched the poster away from his younger sibling. The Gavin brothers were almost identical, other than age, and Kristoph’s glasses. Both tall and thin, with a drill of long blonde hair over one shoulder. Kristoph looked at the poster.
“A carnival?” he asked his brother. Kristoph wasn’t one for fun and games, he was more of a hard working man. Unless he had to paint his nails, of course, then work could wait.
“Yes!” Klavier shouted as he jumped up and down, his hair-drill bouncing on his shoulder. “Please! I want to ride all the rides and drink milkshakes and have fattening food from a shady van! Please, big brother!”
“Okay. I suppose we can go for a short while. When is it? I can’t see a date on this poster…” replied Kristoph, squinting his eyes and checking over the poster.
“It started an hour ago, Krissie!” yelled Klavier, grabbing his older brothers hand and dragging him out of his armchair and towards the front door.
Kristoph grabbed his keys from a table whilst Klavier was dragging him through their house, and then watched as Klavier practically fell through the front door. He locked the door and looked around. Klavier was already half way down the long garden path.
“Klavier. Wait for me” Kristoph frowned as he slowly walked through the overgrown garden. Klavier ran back towards him and circled him for a bit in excitement.
“Krissie! What are we gonna do first?” said Klavier his eyes wide with excitement, as he imagined his time at the carnival.
“I don’t know, Klavier.” replied Kristoph, pushing his glasses firther up his nose and looking down at his brother, who had now started walking. “I don’t know what there is at a carnival”
“YOU DON’T?!” shouted Klavier, who stopped walking and stood magnetised to the spot with shock at his brother’s announcement. “DID YOU NOT SEE THE POSTER?”
“Well, yes” said Kristoph, unaware that his brother had stopped walking some time ago. “But I didn’t see what was ON the poster. You were waving it in my face.”
“Oh” replied the younger Gavin. “Well…

There’s ferris wheels, and lucky dips,
Test-your-strength and burger vans,
Happy times for one and all,
Prizzes for a special few!

Tea-cups, Walt-zers,
Sometimes even funny clowns,
Dinosaurs, magic acts,
Strong men and funny hats…”

“STOP.” Shouted Kristoph, turning around to see his brother doing an all out song and dance in the middle of the street. “That’s enough singing. You’ll never make it as a musician, Klavier.”
“But…” said Klavier, his eyes watering a little as he ran up to his brother. Kristoph could be harsh at times. They began walking upn a steep hill in complete silence. Well, silence other than the occasional whimper from Klavier as he tried not to cry at his brother’s mean words.
“Where did you learn that song, anyway?” asked Kristoph, trying not to look at his brother’s sad little face, but start a conversation to get rid of the awkwardness that had grown in the last few minutes.
“It was on the TV. There was a clown and he was talking about the- OH MY GOD!” Klavier finished as they saw a ferris wheel over the top of the hill. He grabbed Kristoph’s hand and ran down the kill and through the large, flagged gate. On top of the gate, there was a sign which read “BIG BERRY C RNIVAL” the ‘A’ was laying on the floor to the side of the gate.

Kristoph was dragged all the way around the carnival, for several hours. They did everything mentioned in the song - twice. They ate some burgers from the greasy man running the burger van (Kristoph only pretened to eat his, he really fed it to a dog), and then Klavier threw his up on the ferris wheel. After getting off the ferris wheel, they apologised to the blue haired girl who was so unfortunate as to get some of Klavier’s burger on her sleeve as it went down. She whipped them, and then left to collect her dog, which was tied up beside the ferris wheel. The dog then vomited on her shoes. Kristoph giggled under his breath. And got whipped again.

Eventually, it started to get dark, and the booths started closing one by one. The final booth left open was called “knock-em-down”. It was one of those where you had to knock down all of the bottles to win a prize.
“Krissie, can I try, please?” begged Klavier, tugging on his brother’s shirt. Kristoph sighed and handed his brother some money to pay the scary looking woman who was running the stand. She gave Klavier some balls to throw at the milk bottles on the shelf. Klavier threw the first ball. It missed. By a lot. He threw the second. The top bottle fell off. He threw the third and final ball, and knocked all of the bottles down! At least, he thought he did. After a few seconds of cheering he looked at where the falled bottles had been, and they were all standing up.

“I thought I won?!” He shouted. “They were all down a second ago!”
“Tough nuggets” screeched the woman behind the counter. Klavier started welling up again. He knew that he had knocked all of the bottles down, but one was standing again. How was that even possible?

“Excuse me.” came Kristoph’s voice. “What does that string below the bottle do?” He winked at Klavier. Klavier knew that his big brother was going to fix it. He always did.
“What string?” said the woman, standing in front of the bottles, tying to conseal the string.
“This one” replied Kristoph, hopping over the counter, ignoring the shouts of the owner.
“Oh! That string!“ She laughed. ! It don’t do anything. It’s a good luck charm.for me” Kristoph pulled on the string. Nothing happened. Klavier frowned. His brother couldn’t fix it.
“Hold on, Klavier. She’s lying. I can tell.” He knocked the bottle over with his hand, and then pulle don the string. It stood up again. “You’re a cheat” he sneered, hopping back over the counter and grabbing Klavier by the hand. “C’mon, Klavier. We’re going to tell on her”
“No! Anything but that!” She pleaded. “I’ll give him the prize, just don’t tell anyone. I need this job.”
“Klavier, will you accept this offer?” Kristoph asked, laughing.
“Of course! Pink elephant, PINK ELEPHAAAAAANT!” Klavier yelled at the woman behind the counter.
The woman fubled behind the counter for a while before producing a large pink elephant toy. She tried to give it to Klavier, but I was to big, so Kristoph reluctantly carried.

“Umm.. Krissie..” started Klavier.
“Yes?” replied the older brother.
“One last thing before we leave?”
“What, Klavier?”
“Candyfloss.”
“Definitely.” Yelled Kristoph, who wasn’t very good at hiding his secret candyfloss addiction. “Pink? To match the elephant, I mean,”
“Okay!” replied Klavier, as he hugged the huge pink elephant in his brothers arms.
They went over to the candyfloss stand, and the smiley man in the striped hat behind the machine made them extra large candyfloss sticks, in pink, to match the elephant.

“Klavier…” whisperes Kristoph, as they walked home, candyfloss in hand. "This is simply fabulous."

gross out larry [very old]

Larry and Mia go for dinner after Nick's first case is solved.
But for arguments sake, what happened on the dinner date? And what happens if Mia ISN'T killed? :]
Because Larry was like "WELL HELLO DAR!" but then Nick's all emo like "I MISS MIA!"
But then they all still meet Maya.


NOT GUILTY.
The people watching the trial cheered as the verdict was handed down. Larry Butz had been declared not guilty for the murder of Miss Cindy Stone. The prosecutor, Winston Payne was standing with his face in his hands, as his title of “rookie killer“ flew out of the window.

The defence for the case was Phoenix Wright and Mia Fey. Mia was a well know defence lawyer in town. She always fought for what was right. If the person she was defending was definitely not the criminal, she would try her hardest to get him a acquittal, if they were, in fact, guilty and just trying to pin the crime on someone else, she wouldn’t let it slide. She’d make sure they went down. She had no need for perfect win records, as long as the truth was discovered.

Phoenix Wright, however, was a complete newbie to the courtroom. Well, not completely, in his high-school years he had been on trial for murder in this very courthouse - something he would never forget,, after all, that was the first time he met Mia Fey. He was a new lawyer, though, but he did a good job, with his mentor Mia helping him along the way, he cornered the witness, Mr. Sawhit into confessing.

People began leaving the courtroom. Phoenix and Mia walked together through the large door, Phoenix with a huge smile on his face after winning his first trial. Mia was proud. Phoenix had worked hard, even if she had done a lot of the thinking, he figured most of it out for himself, plus, he was new. He couldn’t be expected to be an ace attorney from the very first case- or could he?

Phoenix kept on walking, unaware that Larry Butz had grabbed Mia by the arm and dragged her off to the side of the lobby.
“So. Now that this is all over, how about we go out to dinner?” he asked her, winking.
“I don’t think so, Mr. Butz.”
“Why not? C’mon. I’ll treat you. Uhh..” he searched through his pockets for money, or anything that might impress her. “… I haven’t got any money with me now, but I’ll get some from the bank, and we can have a nice romantic meal. What do you say?”
“Mr. Butz. I. Do. Not. Want. To. Go. Out. With. You.” she said slowly, before walking past him to catch up with Phoenix. Larry stood there alone, trying not to look like a man that just got rejected. He looked around for a second, and then a creepy smile came upon his face. He had a plan.

“Hey! Mia” He shouted across the lobby, running in the direction that she went. “Hey! Wait up! You too, Nick!”
“What, Larry?” said Phoenix, after being bumped into by Larry, who didn’t quite grasp the concept of ‘look where you are going when you are running’
“I need to talk to Mia. It’s important, about our date.” he said.
“What date?” asked Mia. She knew he had a plan, and now it was time for her to formulate her own.
“Ahaha, you!” Larry said. “We never agreed on a time. We’re so silly. How is right now? Now is good for me”
“Mia… You’re dating the Butz?” said Phoenix, trying to cover up a laugh.
“Yes. Yes I am” said Mia, smiling. “But I can’t do now. How about you pick me up at 7:30 tonight? I’ll be waiting.” She winked, flipped her hair and walked off, leaving Phoenix and Larry both standing with their mouths wide open.
“Well, Nick. It seems I have a date. See you later, I gotta go buy some stuff to make me smell nice.”

7:30 came around, and Mia was sitting on the steps outside Fey & Co. Law Offices with Phoenix. She was wearing frayed denim shorts and a lot of eyeliner. Her face was caked with foundation, and she had large hoops protruding from her ear lobes. When she turned up in this outfit, Phoenix was left speechless. She told him it was because she wanted to keep up with the fashions. Phoenix believed her. He had no idea about fashion. It was all a part of her plan. Her plan to make Larry see girls as more than pretty dolls. Mia had through about telling Phoenix about her plan, but she remembered from the case earlier that day that Phoenix and Larry were childhood friends, and she didn’t want Phoenix to let it slip to Larry that Mia didn’t really want a date with him, although, he really should of known from back in the courthouse lobby. Was he really that stupid?

At 7:40, Larry turned up in a beat-up old car. Mia was actually quite surprised that it moved. Oh well. “Lets see where he takes us” she thought. She said bye to Phoenix, and got into the car.
“Oi, Lazza. Where we goin’, yeh? she said in the roughest voice she could do. Her plan was in action. Objective: Gross out the Butz.
“Umm, we’re going to this nice burger place. It’s all I could afford, but next time we’ll go somewhere special.”
“Oh right. I well like burgers. I fink I’ll have 3. No, 4. And fries. Yeh.” she said, and wiped her nose on her wrist. Larry didn’t look at her the rest of the time that they were in the car. He just drove with his eyes looking straight forward. Mia’s plan was working.

Back as Fey & Co. Law Offices, A girl in a strange outfit with long black hair was ringing the doorbell. Phoenix was inside playing on the computer. He heard the buzz of the doorbell and got up to answer it.
“YOU’RE NOT MY SISTER” yelled the girl as Phoenix pulled the door open.
“Well done.” he said, sarcastically, to the girl.
“Where is she?” The girl asked. “Mia Fey. She said that she would be here. Where is she?” The girl shouted. She was very loud, considering she was quite small.
“She’s gone out.” Phoenix said.
“What do you mean she’s gone out? She said she would be here. 8pm she said. She said “Maya, turn up at 8pm and I’ll be there” and y’know what, I think you’re hiding her. LET ME IN.” She pushed Phoenix to the side and entered the offices. Phoenix just shut the door and went back to his game of snake on the computer. The snake had crashed into the wall.
“I can’t find her.” said the girl, as she sat down on the sofa opposite Phoenix’s desk. “I’m Maya. Fey, spirit medium in training.” she smiled at him. Phoenix could tell that this was Mia’s sister. They looked so similar.
“Hello, Maya.” replied Phoenix. “My name is Phoenix Wright. I work with your sister.”
“Does that mean that you know where she is?” asked Maya.
“I know that she is out on a date, but I don’t know where that date is taking place.” he said.
“Oh.” Maya frowned and looked down at the floor. “I can’t believe she forgot about me. It’s been so long since we’ve seen each other, too…”

GRRBRRGLEERRGG.

“What was that?” asked Phoenix. The noise seemed to come from no where, and it was terrifying.
“I haven’t eaten in a while” laughed Maya. “Umm.. Do you have any food?”
“No. Sorry.”
“Then you better take me to get some. I know a good burger place. Mia used to take me there. Come on” she stood up and grabbed Phoenix’s arm.

She had been so down about Mia a second ago, that Phoenix through she deserved a treat, and allowed her to take down to a little place named “Bear Burgre”
“Is that sign supposed to say Burger”? asked Phoenix, noting that the sign had been spelled wrong.
“It doesn’t matter. Just get in there” Maya pushed him through the door and up to the counter. “Two Burgres please” she smiled at the nice looking lady behind he counter. “Oh, and one for him, too!” she added.

They sat down at a table near the windows. Phoenix looked around the restaurant, and across the other side of the room were Mia and Larry. He made a personal note not to let Maya know that her sister was over there, because it was probably better that they didn’t have a fight whilst Mia was dressed as a slut. It might ruin her reputation a little. Phoenix was actually quite glad to see Mia. He’d missed her being around the office. She hardly ever had nights off, they were pretty much always together. Phoenix was okay with admitting to himself that he had a little crush on her, and it had really rather annoyed him when Larry flirted with her.

Mia was getting annoyed with Larry. He didn’t seem to be minding her appearance, or her manners. She had spent the last thirty minutes talking with her mouth open. She refused to give in. She started using words with lots of P’s in, so that food sprayed over him when she spoke. He started flinching a little when she replied. He was finally getting bothered by it. Good. She had had quite enough of acting like this. It was time to have a chat with Larry.

“Butz.” she said, spraying him with fries and ketchup “what made you want to go out with me?”
“Well, you’re very pretty… and.. Umm.. This is a bad time to ask that question. Are you feeling okay? You were.. Different earlier”
“Oh, dat. Yah, dat wuz my profeshinol way ov speakin’ I tawk like dis really. You gon’ eat dat? She grabbed a handful of fries from his plate.
Phoenix watched and laughed from his table with Maya. He knew what was going on now, and he knew that if anyone deserved it, it was the Butz.
“Oh. Well. Umm. I don’t think you’re what I’m looking for, Mia. I was looking for someone who doesn’t .. um.. How do I say this? Gross me out.”

Larry stood up and turned to leave. Mia laughed at him, and he turned back to face her.
“Larry, are you still going to judge girls by their looks?”
“What do you mean? Why are you talking normally again?” Larry asked, thoroughly confused.
“When you saw me at the courthouse today, and decided to ask me out, why was that?”
“Because you’re smokin’ hot. At least, you were then. You look a little trampy now.”
“All of this, Larry, was to teach you a lesson. Don’t judge a book by it’s cover. For all you know, I might have really been like this outside of court.” She stood up, and spotted Phoenix watching them across the restaurant. “Bye Larry”

Mia walked over to the table where Phoenix was sitting. He was alone, Maya had gone to the toilet.
“Hey.” she smiled and sat down with them. “I hope you weren’t spying on me
“Of course not” Phoenix blushed. Did she notice that? He hoped not. Mia leaned across and hugged him.
“I’m glad it’s over. I really don’t like Larry. I know he’s your friend and everything, Nick, but he’s kind of gross.”
“I know. It’s like we always say “if something smells, it’s usually the Butz”” Phoenix replied. Mia laughed. She put her hand over his on the table, just as Maya walked towards them, returning from the toilet.

“Hold on. I thought you said she was on a date?” Maya asked Phoenix, who went bright red. Mia gasped and put her hand over her mouth.
“Maya! Oh my gosh! I completely forgot that you were coming today. I’m so sorry!” she apologized. “Can I make it up to you?”
“I suppose there is one way, sis. You can get changed. What the heck are you wearing, I mean c’mon, tell her, Nick!”
“Uhh.. Yeah. What she said” Laughed Phoenix.
“And I want another burger, sis. Then I’ll love you again. Deal?”
“Deal.”