umm.. spontaneous collaboration with graigy. he thought of the title. [i don't get it...]
"As he was walking through the dense forest, Pegasus tripped, and one of his many false eyes fell out revealing his face-hole! Sadly, it was the only eye he owned that had magical powers."
"This made Pegasus very sad. No longer could he use his ancient Egyptian beams to fight other evil spirits or look through people's clothes... not that anyone else knew the eye could do that."
"It was then that Pegasus realised he wouldn't appear again till Season 4, which wasn't really that good. He was so sad, he wanted to cry. Sadly, he doesn't have any eyes, so he can't, which made him sadder."
"He stood up and brushed the dirt from his faaaabulouuss clothes and tried to find his way out of the forest. He fell over again because he couldn't see anything."
"He wished he had as many eyes as his Thousand Eyes Restrict, but he does not."
"Suddenly, he heard a noise behind him. Then two voices. "What the friggin' frig, Bakura? Where the EFF are we?" said the first voice. "No bloody idea, Marik, but there's a man over there on the ground. Go and see if he knows."
"Pegasus felt someone move close to him. "Excuse me but is your name Steve... I mean do you know where we are? Also why are you on the floor?"
"Ohhhh, you sound fabulous!"
"Excuse me, have you seen any of my eyes? I have problems with them!" Said Pegasus. "I have problems with mine too!" replied Marik "Sometimes mine goes all stretchy and it's like 'What the frigg?"
"Pegasus suddenly became aware of the second person standing close to him too and began to shuffle away. These two were obviously insane. As he couldn't see where he was shuffling he shuffles right into a rabbit hole in which is butt became stuck. Now he couldn't escape the weirdos."
"He sat in the hole looking at the weirdos, wondering when they would notice that he was stuck. Although, he wasn't really looking at them because he couldn't see anything, but it seemed like he was. The weirdos seemed to be ignoring him and were arguing about something again. Then a third voice joined them."
"'KATTOBINGU~~~' was the word the owner of the third voice kept repeating."
"KATTOBINGU KATTOBINGU~~ was all Pegasus could hear for at least ten minutes before he heard a sound which implied that he voice's owner had been punched."
"He awoke hours later, very much alone in the dark forest. He couldn't tell that it was dark because he couldn't see and everything was dark, but his Funny Bunny talking wristwatch told him that it was way past his bedtime."
"He then felt something roll and hit his hand. It was his lost eye! He popped it back in and noticed there was a note in front of him, which said 'Dear Pegasus, I must apologise for this, but my friend Marik has taken your trousers because he believes they contain your power. He is currently writing a song about it now. To make up for this, I found your missing eye for you. From Bakura'"
"Up until now, Pegasus hadn't even realised that his trousers were missing. He hadn't moved an inch, so how this Marik person had stolen them was a complete mystery to him."
"He turned the note over and noticed a P.S. on the back, which said 'P.S. if you're wondering how Marik got your trousers off without you noticing, well, I don't even know how he does that, he's just very good at taking off other guy's clothes. Not that I'm complaining.'"
"Now that he had his vision back, Pegasus picked himself up again and tried to find his way out of the forest. He only walked for a short time before he arrived at a huge staircase. Turned out he was only in the forest right beside his huge mansion on Duelist Kingdom, and not even very far in."
